Two tips on how NOT to impress women

Deaf and hearing men, here are two tips on how NOT to impress women--

[1] Brag your ass off about how many women you've had sex with. Fill in your experience of hanging out with ex girlfriends, dates or one night stands. Share your grief-stricken tales about how "slutty" or "bitchy" the ex girlfriends or dates were.

Jean's pouting statement: No woman cares about your experience, nor your past history with women (except rape, sex harassment and abuse). It's true that I cannot speak for other women but I can speak for myself and my girl friends.

[2] Tell a woman forthrightly that she has such a perfect mouth for blowjob.

Jean's pouting statement: It's the best and easiest way to turn off women.

If someone wonders why I, out of the blue, made this post, it was because only inasmuch as it had happened to me at the gigantic "welcome to campus" party two nights ago. Oh man, there is nothing funnier or stupider than horny drunk young freshmen and sophomores with raging hormones.

Saheeeesssssh. This post will be posted or linked at BlogHer and my university blog (student account req.)